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Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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