She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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