The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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