Swine flu. Run for my life!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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