Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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