just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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