is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
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Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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