remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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