Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
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His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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