As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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