Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
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Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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