Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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