carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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