thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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