I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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