turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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