Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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