I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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