I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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