I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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