WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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