Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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