After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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