You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She even gives head with a lisp.
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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