he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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