No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
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You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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