New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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