What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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