5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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