2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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