yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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