Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
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you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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