I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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