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Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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