she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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