Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Randomize