Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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