you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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