I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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