i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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