Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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