i don't like sucking hair
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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I want to be your penis for a week.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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