CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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