Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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