Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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