Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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