I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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