brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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