I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Damn victory sex feels great
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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