I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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